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Defiant’s Top 5 Spooky Security Jokes

This entry was posted in Miscellaneous on October 31, 2018 by Mikey Veenstra   0 Replies

Happy Halloween!
Among a plethora of reasons to enjoy working here, we at Defiant are particularly vocal about our love for the remote office. A team spread across timezones and continents might sound like a challenge in group cohesion, but even though we’re divided geographically, we’ve forged a great culture that a breakroom ping-pong table just can’t hold a candle to.

Since we didn’t exactly have cubicles to decorate for the occasion, today we invited the team to participate in a Halloween party via video conference. As part of the festivities, we held a team contest for the best security-themed or Halloween-themed jokes, and it was filled with just as many eye-rolling puns and dad jokes as you’d expect. Still, we all shared a laugh and decided to share some of the favorites. Enjoy!

5.

What’s a ghost’s favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

4.

How do you fix a vulnerability in your jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

3.

Why are witches so good at deobfuscating malware?

They know hex.

2.

I tried to set my password to ‘beefstew1‘ but the computer says it wasn’t stroganoff.

1.

“Knock-knock!”

“Race condition.”

“Who’s there?”

 

If you’re wondering who’d actually get a giggle out of this sort of thing, check out our video, Meet The Defiant Team. Happy Halloween from us at Defiant!

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